Shite
Freak
Fark
Schmuck
You’re a friggin’ hockey puck…
Dang
Dong
SOB
Don’t be a wonker- OMG…
If you’ve got a profane snack to share…
Cook up a tasty swear…
Serve up a tasty swear…

Bob Saget
Holy Schmikes
Shostakovitch
Freakin’ Krikey…
Fahrvergnugen
Willie Shatner
What the fudge
Eat sheeze ‘n crackers
If you want your audience to care…
Heat up a scrumptious swear…
Serve up a scrumptious swear…

Bridge

Slice it, dice it
Swearing’s priceless
But curses come and curses go...
Plan on serving fresh swear salad
With your latest cuss casserole…

Chuck it,
Truck it,
Clean and pluck it,
When we mess it up, we muck it…
Frickin’,
Frackin’,
Friggin’,
Freakin’,
A million “F’in” ways to tweak it
Disregard the profane stuff you’ve heard
Cook up a brand new word…
Roll out a brand new word…

Bridge

Bob Saget
Holy Schmikes
Shostakovitch
Freakin’ Krikey…
Fahrvergnugen
Willie Shatner
What the fudge
Eat sheeze ‘n crackers
Cook up a tasty swear
Show the world how much you care
Say your mind, make it rhyme
Save your listener’s precious time
Slice it, dice it
Mix it in a bowl
Warm up a fresh cuss casserole…