You steal the covers
While we sleep,
Blow your nose too loud…
Even when you’re a little off,
That ring on your finger makes me proud…

So round and round the merry goes…
Where this stops, nobody knows…
Yeah I coulda wasted time with wondrin’ why,
But I choose to let annoyin’ shit pass by…
With my…eyes…wide shut…
With my…eyes…wide shut…

Tonight you had too many
Jello shots,
Lost your earring down the sink…
Well I’m your live in lovin’ backup plan
And I’m the plumber when you drink…

So round and round the merry goes…
Where this stops, nobody knows…
Yeah I coulda wasted time with wondrin’ why,
But I choose to let annoyin’ shit pass by…
With my…eyes…wide shut…
With my…eyes…wide shut…

(Bridge)

I’m your designated driver…
You pick my socks up off the floor…
I guess when you love somebody,
There’s a lotta stuff you just… Ignore…

Round and round the merry goes…
Where this stops, nobody knows…
Yeah I coulda wasted time with wondrin’ why,
But I choose to let annoyin’ shit pass by…
With my…eyes…wide shut…
With my…eyes…wide shut…
I see everything with my eyes wide shut…