Cop stopped me in a speed trap
Drivin’ home from work today
I was doin’ forty in a thirty,
Shoulda smiled and drove away…
But I had to have the last word
And show my disrespect-
I said: “Officer, is this the way you “Serve and Protect?”

I got no filter…
No F-I-L-T-E-R
My fuse is short
And when I’m mad
Expect some sparks to fly
So don’t go crossin’ me
‘Cause you’ll find out
I got no filter and I don’t lie…

Rrring…goes my land line
And I’ve got dinner on the grill
Unknown caller…if this steak burns I could kill
I answer…it’s the NRA
On a cold call hit-and-run
I say: “You just ruined my dinner And the last thing I need is a gun”

Cause I got no filter
No F-I-L-T-E-R
My fuse is short
And when I’m mad
Expect some sparks to fly
So don’t go crossin’ me-
‘Cause you’ll find out
I got no filter and I don’t lie…

I’ve been told to shut up
Went through therapy
The doctor gave me Xanax
But I’d won’t do drugs you see
Nothing stops my tongue-
Not even me….

I got no filter
No F-I-L-T-E-R
My fuse is short
And when I’m mad
Expect some sparks to fly
So don’t go crossin’ me
‘Cause you’ll find out
I got no filter and I don’t lie…
I don’t lie…