I don’t lay in bed all day
Beggin’ to be fed
I don’t chase this tail o’ mine
Or rub you with my head…
I don’t go ballistic
When I smell a rat
Girlfriend we both know
I’m not that kinda cat…
I’m not that kinda cat…

I don’t roam the streets at night
Tryin’ to find some strange
Everything I want’s right here
No need to rearrange
I’ll never leave you hangin’
When you wanna chat
Girlfriend we both know
I’m not that kinda cat…
Not that kinda cat

Some girls find companions
That barely even try
They use up all their catnip
Hopin’ to get high
But I don’t act like those poor souls
I don’t need so much
Just offer me an empty lap
And I’ll warm it up
I’m that kinda cat…

So come and rest with me a while
You’ll never sneeze or itch
I won’t give you any cause
To ever wanna switch
I won’t demand attention
Then vanish for my nap
Girlfriend…we both know
I’m not… that… kinda… cat
Not that kinda cat
Not that kinda cat
I’ll warm you up…
I’m that kinda cat (repeat)
Purrrrr