Right here I gotta big wrench…
It’s the best one on my workbench
Girl I’ll align your front end anytime…

Here’s a brand new pair of vise grips
Self-locking so they don’t slip
Most wrenches make a nut strip
But not mine…

And I’m your handyman
When I do home improvement
I need an extra set of hands
This job demands some teamwork
And I gotta be real sure……
You’re familiar with my tool box…
And I know yours…

I gotta fresh roll of pipe tape
Wraps around ya like a thin drape
And there’s no leakin’ girl
It works just fine…

Here’s a little dab of wood glue
Makes ya’ easy to hold on to
Cause I’ll be stickin’ with you
Rain or shine

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I prefer to work au naturale
And I only wanna do it with a do-it-yourself gal
We’ll build this thing together
Break a couple rules
Find new ways to use God-given tools…
Thank God for tools…

And I still got this big wrench…
Cluttering my workbench
To help me realign you anytime…

That same old pair of vise grips
Wants a chance to prove they won’t slip
Maybe make a nut strip
Just one time…

And I’m your handyman
When I do home improvement
I need an extra set of hands
This job demands some teamwork
And I gotta be real sure……
You’re familiar with my tool box…
And I know yours…
I gotta loaded toolbox
But it’s not half as nice as yours….