There’s a werewolf lopin’ down our street,
Vampires hang from trees…
The undead lurk in shadows where
They’re impossible to see…

The moon will soon be risin’
And they’ll be huntin’ you and me…

We’re stuck in Zom-bie-land…
Doin’ the best we can,
We’re unafraid…
We will evade
The hungry undead swarm…
In Zom-bie-land…

We’re post-apocalyptic
In this neighborhood…
Gotta carry silver bullets
And sharpened stakes made out of wood…
‘Cause fightin’ bad with bad,
Protects the good…

In Zom-bie-land…
We’re doin’ the best we can…
We’re unafraid…
We will evade
The hungry undead swarm…
In Zom-bie-land…

We’ve got Jason, Michael Myers…
River trolls and leprechauns…
Freddy Krueger and those Chucky dolls…
This life’s unsafe until dawn…

In Zom-bie-land…
Just doin’ the best we can…
We’re unafraid…
We will evade
The hungry undead swarm…
In Zom-bie-land…(repeat x 3)